Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”
my uncle: “that’s great”
Miley: “it’s a bird”
my uncle: “no its not”
They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.
she caught another bird.
update: she caught a squirrel today
She is gonna rule the world one day with this power
shes a goddamn disney princess
i have a special folder for photos of small dogs snoozing on large sleeping places
I'd do an impression of you, but I don't have a dick in front of my mouth
I could help you out with that
i was watching zoe’s vlog and this part made me accidentally spit out my drink bc i laughed omg. (x)
Youtubers → Then and Now
dan looks exactly the same.
Breathe. It’s only a bad day, not a bad life.
— Johnny Depp (via enemaroberts)